The Definitive List – You might be an Internet Commando…

Here it is… the definitive list of all the things that might mean you are an Internet Commando. Try not to get too butt-hurt over it.

Did I miss anything?

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You might be an Internet Commando…

… if you have more than 10,000 posts at more than 2 gun forums.

… if you have a picture of James Yeager tattooed on your chest.

… if you are willing to get into a .308 vs .30-06 caliber war.

… if you are OK with the statement “Perhaps a snubbie for the little lady“.

… if you own more than one drum magazine.

… if everyone at the gun forum knows you work at a gun shop.

… if you think the original ‘Die Hard‘ is the greatest movie ever made.

… if you have gun forum stickers on your truck.

… if you already read this list 3 days ago.

… if you think James Yeager is not outspoken enough for you.

… if you have ever Googled “Michelle Viscusi nude“.

… if you have ever Googled “Stephanie Hayden nude“.

You might be an Internet Commando…

… if you continually use the term “sheeple

… if you have ever used the term “sheeple“.

… if you work for mall security.

… if you are a member of more than 2 gun forums.

… if you are a paid member of a gun forum.

… if you know what October 22nd is.

… if you were willing to pay the outrageous prices that Cheaper Than Dirt was charging for their magazines.

… if a gun forum is your home page.

… if the phrase “1911s suck” is enough to set you off on a rant.

… if there is something you just dont trust about that Mr Colin Noir guy.

… if you have ever contributed to a “Glock Porn” thread.

… if everyone at the gun shop knows what gun forums you belong to.

… if you have ever Googled “Caliber War“.

… if the theme song from ‘Cheers‘ reminds you of your local gun shop.

You might be an Internet Commando…

… if it ticks you off when Michael Bane uses the phrase “Glock fan-boys“.

… if it pisses you off when someone on the forum posts something funny from last year.

… if you are actively protesting several particular gun blogs.

… if you are kinda on the fence about stolen valor.

… If you have ever Googled “Gun Porn“.

… “CLIP!” … if that just really pissed you off.

… if you think James Yeager and you could probably “hang-out”.

… if you have ever posted “FIRST!

… if you have ever bought an accessory just so you could post a pic of it on your rifle.

… if trolling gun blogs sounds like a fun Friday night to you.

You might be an Internet Commando…

… if you took the first day of SHOT Show off work just so you could be on the forum all day.

… if your wife knows what gun forums you belong to.

… if you have ever posted a pic of Kool-Aid Man holding a Glock.

… if you have ever wondered what is taking that other guy so long to post his response to your post.

… if you have ever posted pics of how many magazines you own.

… if you have ever taken your camera to a gun show so you can post pics.

… if you are a member of the Kel-Tec forum but don’t own a Kel-Tec.

… if you bought an Aimpoint just so you could flame everyone else’s red dot.

… if you have ever posted pics of your ammo stockpile.

… if you know what “Elsie Pea” means.

… if you really, really wish you could get a part-time job at a gun shop.

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4 responses to “The Definitive List – You might be an Internet Commando…

  1. Wow, I almost thought you were talking about me… but my James Yeager tattoo isn’t on my chest, it’s on my left arm…

    Dann in Ohio

  2. Fuck You! Die Hard is the greatest movie ever made! lol Great list.

  3. The Cheers one was pure gold!

  4. Pingback: Flash Back – Stupid Things Anti-Gunners say | Gunmart Blog

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